As you know, I’m not much of a Monday lover but thanks to Jakey Boy and this season’s Bachelor, I now have a reason to wake up on Mondays! Okay, so that’s a gross exaggeration, but… It gives me something to look forward to. :)
I cannot WAIT until tonight’s finale. Even though I’ve read all of the magazines and know who the rumored “winner” is, I’m still holding out hope for my preferred ending. Oh, I will squeal and giggle if Jake doesn’t make the BIGGEST MISTAKE OF HIS LIFE in the MOST DRAMATIC ROSE CEREMONY YET. It boggles my mind that two such drastically different girls are the final two…
[Insert Reader Question: If Ali hadn’t gone home, who do you think the final two would be?]
So you know where I’ll be tonight at eight o’clock! By the way, I haven’t seen any commercials for an “After the Rose” show… Anyone know anything about that?
[Insert Reader Poll: What outcome would you like most to see at 10 o’clock tonight?
A. Vienna goes back home to work at the local Hooter’s, accurately representing the Florida Gator community.
B. Tinley voices the next Disney movie character... And develops a new fitness product, “So you too can have these amazing calves!”
C. Jake pulls a Jason and dumps Fiancé during The After the Rose show and picks Ali, thus spoiling ABC’s plans for the next Bachelorette (which I WILL be watching if this does not happen…)
D. Jakey Boy dumps both and cries over the railing really, really, REALLY hard. And then goes home and finds a normal girl in Dallas.]
Don’t forget to go read I Hate Green Beans tomorrow—that girl writes a funny recap. Even if you’re not a fan of The Bach.